The Alphabet in Bacon

by Trish

File this one under “way too much time on your hands.”

Henry Hargreaves, a Prada model and photographer, has made a rendering of the alphabet in an Old English font made entirely out of bacon. The project took Hargreaves and his assistant two days to complete and about 15 lbs of bacon, which they made into bacon jam after they finished. 

Why this is newsworthy, I cannot tell you. But it does take the cake for the most ridiculous thing I stumbled across on the internet this week. Which is no small feat, considering I also discovered Foogos. There you have it.

Via the LA Weekly

Foodies Team Up To Stop Mega-Quarry

by Trish

What does mining and food have to do with each other? Well, not a heck of a lot. Unless you’re a well-renowned Canadian chef donating your time to raise money to stop a huge mining project. Which is exactly what Foodstock is.

It all started with a proposal for a mega-quarry near Orangeville, Ontario to mine limestone. The quarry would be a pit-mine covering over 3 miles and dug to a depth of 200 ft, occupying what is currently prime Ontario farmland. Environmentalists are incensed over the project, citing concerns over the water requirements of the operation (which would reportedly be 600,000,000 liters per day), increased truck traffic, and long term rehabilitation to the land after the mine is empty. 

There have been a number of protests againt the quarry, but the tastiest protest will surely be this Sunday’s Foodstock. The website gives the following promo:

“Join Chef Michael Stadtlander and 100 of the best chefs from across Canada for an outdoor, pay-what-you can, public food event in support of the movement to Stop The Mega Quarry”

The event will be held from 11am-5pm this Sunday, October 16th in Honeywood, ON. More information and registration can be found on the NoMegaQuarry website.

via The Toronto Star

Wine Hits The Taps

by Trish

Visiting my family over the holiday weekend, my sister and I wandered down to a local bar after dinner for a drink. It’s a small town, and while this particular place is one of the cleanlier establishments, it has a very casual vibe with TVs showing college football, a popcorn machine, and some comfy leather chairs. I ordered a pint of beer and my sister a glass of red. But when the drinks arrived, the bartender told my sister that they were out of the wine she had ordered and gave her a glass of some other red wine, on the house. While it was a really nice gesture of the bartender, the good intentions were diminished after she tried the wine.

“It tastes funny.”

Sure enough, I had a sip and it smelled and tasted like vinegar. Who knows how long that opened bottled had floated around behind the bar before finding its way to her glass. However long it was, it was clearly way too long.

It’s not terribly uncommon to get bad wine by the glass, and it’s why I generally don’t order it. When you open a bottle of wine, the wine comes in contact with the air, causing it to oxidize. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, older wines do well with a bit of oxidation which is why people decant wine bottles about a half hour before serving them. However, after a couple of days you’ll begin to pick up a distinct vinegar flavor to your wine, and this means your wine has been opened too long. When ordering wine by the glass, you really have no idea when the bottle was opened, and while busy establishments usually have enough turn over to maintain fresh bottles, it’s really luck of the draw. But this could all change.

Winemakers and restaurant owners have been tentatively introducing wine on tap, served alongside beer through the keg system. Because wine from a keg doesn’t come in contact with the air as it’s served, it remains fresh for months. It also saves producers in bottling and shipping costs, without sacrificing flavor. (In fact, some experts argue that the flavor from kegs is actually better since the wine doesn’t undergo “bottle shock”.) And rather than keeping the red wine floating around on top of the bar with the sambuca, the temperature of the keg could be controlled so it could be served at a slightly cooler, proper temperature. 

So far there there are only a handful of establishments offering wine on tap, mostly in New York City, Los Angeles, and one in British Columbia, but hopefully the trend will continue. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ceremony and circumstance that calls for opening a bottle of wine. But for the evenings where a bottle is just too much commitment, it would be nice to know you could have a lovely, fresh glass, drawn to order. 

Via the Globe and Mail and NYMag.

Man Breaks Into Fast Food Restaurant, Makes Some Chicken Nuggets

by Trish

It must have been one extreme case of the midnight munchies to cause 19-year-old Hachem Gomez to stop and fix himself a snack after he broke into a Illinois fast food restaurant. 

Police arrived at the Mr. Beef and Pizza restaurant around 3:30 am to find the suspect microwaving himself some chicken nuggets and fries. Surveillance videos showed Mr. Gomez breaking in through the drive-through window, damaging the cash register, and pouring himself some pop before fixing himself a bite to eat. 

Bail has been set at $5000.00, with a court date set later in the month.

Maybe Mr. Beef and Pizza’s nuggets are really something special, but I thought that microwaved chicken chunks were usually the type of thing you ate when you were too lazy to leave the house. And microwaved french fries?? Buddy, at least fire up the deep fryer. If you’re going to risk jail time for potatoes, let’s make sure they’re not soggy. 

Via the Huffington Post

Photo courtesy coolinsights via Flickr.

A Field Guide to Obnoxious Eating

by Trish

There’s at least one in every office, the person who is blissfully unaware that their food related habits cause their coworkers to cringe. The Wall Street Journal rounds up most of the common office food offenses here. Read them; it could be you.

via The Food Section